mel says:
wear a balaclava also okay!
me says:
huh? what's that? i only know batucadas.
mel says:
batucadas? it's a type of fish right? wiki it up lei.
me says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batucada
me says:
fish my ass!

two mins later...
mel says:
OMG!!!
mel says:
that's barracuda!
mel says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!