hey man! that's it... i'm an enlistee now? scorpion company... platoon 4... my 4D number's 4202... platoon 4, section 2, bed 2? ha... it wasnt tt bad as i thot it'd be lah? yeah... my parents sent me off... felt nice? ha... anyway we had this oath taking ceremony there... then must sing the national anthem? felt damn good singing majulah singapura can? like suddenly patriotism was infused within me? ha... saw alot of familiar faces? shyful and nadjmi are in my company too? my classmates ryan and taihong too? got some other jjcians also lah huh? yeah... anyway anyway! after the oath taking ceremony there was this farewell sorta dinner? then i was telling my parents i saw nadjmi? and they happen to knoe his parents too u see... so like... hello-once-again cum farewell? ha... saw garrie's parents too... ok... then we had to say goodbye to our parents lah... kinda sad at tt instant of time? but oh well... everything else was a mad rush later on? had to get our duffel bag which is like half my height... field pack? i still had my civilian bag? like how heavy sia... FIFTH storey can? mad rush lor... perspiring all? after checking our uniforms and everything we then went for THE haircut? ha... still must pay can? 3 bucks man... and the woman (or is she a man?) was telling me... "no gel for 3 mths ok..." thanks? shave shave... 6-7 cm of my hair was gone... think i dont look good botak? my section mates... very cheena speaking... 12 in a section... and our ic numbers are quite close! the person sleeping next to me? i'm S85xxx26I right... he's 85xxx21? wah... 5 numbers away only? yeah... our birthdays are all near2 one lah huh... i'm the only malay... there's a sikh in there too? and there's this guy from srjc whu looks like mr leng! serious... i'll take a pic with him soon and show k? then there's this guy from my platoon whu looks like garrie? garrie's from platoon3 btw... gosh? so scary? and there's this guy whu looks like aloysius also? ha! serious! this chinese guy... super cheena? duh? chinese = cheena? anyway! he looks like the neighbourhood jc sorta guy? HCJC lor... stunned? ha... and its sooo hard to recognise pple when they're botak? everyone looks the same? so when u fall in u might fall in with the wrong platoon or smth? ha... oh! did u knoe? my friend said in my company there's some MP's son or smth? so yeah... kinda slack? not really lah? but slack abit? my OC and PC are funny people? seriously... they're damn nice? feels so lucky to be in scorpion coy? yeah man... my sergeants too are kinda nice too... we have this SBO thingy to wear? like something strapped around ur waist sorta thing? so needa adjust2 mah... and mine was kinda high? one sergeant said its like a bra? wah... thanks? ha... oh... there are like sooooo many water parades? and almost zilch toilet breaks?! wth. we dont have super bladders k? went on a 3km route march on monday i think? with 20kg load k... M16, field pack and tt SBO thingy? i sooooo had to PE? it was already the 4th bottle they made us drink then? i just had to tahan lor? only like 30 mins after enduring they had a break? everyone was peeing like mad? felt so good immediately? ha... oh... we had a swimming test on sunday i think? u have to swim 50m frogstyle... i was kinda nervous eh? cuz if u pass this swimming test when there're swimming lessons u'll have free time sorta thing? so yeah... and havent swam for so long! i almost gave up? breathless and all? gosh... then held onto the side for a while cuz i was super breathless? then swam again... luckily the sergeant didnt see? ha... whew. over man... the food's ok lah huh... can see quite a few pple when at the cookhouse... keep saying bazli... he looks happy... he looks good with his hair? ha... saw chiyu too... oh u knoe we have lectures over there too? bahhh... so boring? wanna sleep also cannot? yeah man... my bunkmate? happily "u guys heard any girl crying last night? i saw her sitting there!"... then another bunkmate? whenever he closes his eyes he'll hear the shuffling of feet? but when he opens them its gone? so scary? i havent seen anything yet? maybe i'm those kind whu cant see ya... the shower areas there... got cubicles lah... but no doors? so ya... ha. and there are like 3 meals a day... the portions are kinda big i think? not for me? ha... and i think i've grown bigger? how? satisfied anot mel? ha... anyway those whu enlisted around the same time as me kinda lucky ya? we dont have 2 weeks confinement cuz of CNY... and not forgetting there's hari raya haji too... so its like 5 days in camp... then book out last night and book in again on sunday night? shiok or wad?! woo hoo... yesterday was super slack? then had foot drill lah... and i wasnt raising my leg 90 degrees? i was lor... just tt how the army did it is different? 90 ur head lor 90... then called me wad? sharizan [the closest is shaziran but he's in another section?] or smth? i purposely didnt turn to look at him tho i knew he was calling me? hmph. get my name right first lor. i'm so gonna correct u next time. had circuit training too and ran 600m ONLY? i thot we'd run like 2.4km or smth? ha... grossly overestimated? ha... after lunch was like some lecture... then had to put up some CNY celebrations for the sergeants [cheap labour?] guess wad job i was given?! ha! 7 of us had to insert chocolate coins into hongbaos? 800 of them? in my platoon's office! air-conditioned and everything?! 2 hours there? sooooo slack... so relaxed... ha... the sergeant in charge of my section's a nice guy? malay guy lah... he's only a year older than us? and guess wad! he was the TK DM? whoa... then he was asking us the other day where we wanna go after BMT... and i said band? there i hinted u already. pls? ha... nice... had fun slacking... had fun stealing chocolate coins to eat too... BMT's not tt bad actually... or is it my company? ha... there's this guy i absolutely loathe from section1? and my bunkmates loathe him too? pls lor... so action leader? ur not even the platoon ic sia... and look at ur filthy face lah? ur acne problem... is in dire need of a dermatologist k? i'm serious. u shud have low self esteem k. bugger. so yaya can? cuz he's apparently in charge of clearing the dustbin lah? and he was saying "wanna clear clear at night dun clear in the morning. if u all clear in the morning whus gonna clear? fuck lah!" wth? U CLEAR LAH! since ur in charge. duh. at most U get punished wad. not us. bugger. go get a life lah. go get a fresh new face rather. ha. and yeah... vulgarities galore ya? tho one of the don'ts is no vulgarities? ha... like they HAVE to fit fuck into any sentence? and yesterday the sergeants were using vulgarities on us and their superior scolded them i think? cuz after tt they asked "whu here dusnt like us using vulgarities?" ha... good. dont anyhow use excessively use? ha! book out time last night was 8.45pm... so late? but morale damn high everywhere? cuz its book out time! ha... ran to the ferry somemore? and was sitting next to this platoonmate... he's from vj? anyway he was asking me whether i'm from NCC anot... knoe why? cuz his drill isnt very good mah... so he'll always stand next to me? i'm tt good? ha... no lah... lolz... my mom's first reaction "u've grown bigger"? serious? i have? i dunno! my dad said i've grown darker? i have? oh no... thats it? and yes... i need to get caps soon k... different colours to match different sets of clothes? and i wanna get tt quik tee! heh... okok! quite a long post eh... heh... happy 19th mel... =)