stabs.of.reality

Thursday, April 29, 2004

hey man... *gryns*... heh... thanks to all whu wished me a happy 19th yeah... it wasnt tt bad as wad i'd perceived it to be? spending it in some sucky camp... super low morale and all... ha... and i didnt inform anyone it was my bday or wad lah... lest they'd strip me naked and wank me off or wad! hmph... anyway... was doing checking of pass on my bday... talib came up to me and wished me happy bday? shook hands and all? ha... thanks man... went to marriot to have dinner... was a super mad rush cuz i only left camp at like 6.20pm or smth? and i wasnt quite keen on marriot cuz the food there kinda sucked the last time we went there? no choice cuz royal plaza on the scotts was booked... anyway! sorry? the buffet spread tt day at marriot was nice! ha... i went for like... 4 rounds? yeah man... nice nice... the desserts especially! this raspberry chocolate thingy? OMG... soooooo nice... so heavenly... went to cktang after tt to get my shoes... my mom didnt find it nice? but i insisted on getting it anyway... so told the lady i wanted size 7 lah... alas no size? which implies pple find it nice hence no stock? yes... so my mom's wrong k... ha... ok lah... so it wasnt tt bad... met up with nic yesterday after work... his bday treat at nydc... ha... felt so guilty... the food's there great... and the desserts! desserts again? ha... this boney chocolate thingy? omg... so nice... i loveee chocolate... omg... i wanna go there again man... someone? lets go together? ha... oh yes... went out with choo on sunday... just bummed around town and stuff... went to this shop... OMG... it so wrong? its so gay! omg lor... i was like "no! dont go in there!" and she still went in? wtf... the guys there wear super short shorts? so sick... i cud just die lor... hahaha... and i was telling nic about it yesterday lah... and he said he went there b4 and his guy frd's bum got touched by one of the workers there! my god! discreet or wad! bloody hell... so sick... i'm not gonna go there b4... newurbanmale k... my god... i wanna shop... so many things to get... stupid payday... still so long! $100 increment lei... tho tt dusnt make much difference but still! and yes... i'm absolutely in love with the samsung e700a... time for a flip phone? sigh... but the problem is its not a nokia phone? i like nokia's user-friendliness and all man... so used to it somemore... and its so ex... dont think my mom will get it for me lor... so if i were to save for it means no shopping for the subsequent months? oh man... oh yes! tz was telling me about some medical examination she had to go to since she got the job [congrats btw!]... there was this urine test lah... this auntie cudnt pee lah? so she drank like lots of water and went "wait lah!" or smth? ha... lolz... tts so funny... i think i'd just roll on the floor laughing if i were there or smth... heh... ok then... see ya pple... =)

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

hey... its been quite some time since i last updated yeah... sorry peeps... heh... anyway the RP basic course is over... and i just got posted to nee soon camp... which is at sembawang? ho sey liaoz... so freaking far compared to mowbray camp where the course was held? 15 mins walk from my place only... sob... they told us our new postings on monday and i was like doob doob lor... super anxious sia... cuz i didnt wanna get posted to tekong? whew... and my RP frd said normally malays get posted there? double whew... yeah... and after getting our new postings we were told there'll be a vehicle which is gonna fetch us from mowbray to neesoon camp? we waited and waited till 6pm and still no one picked us up? sad... unwanted lor... bring so many things somemore... alibaba bags and all? had to bring it back and bring it to neesoon camp again on tuesday morning... and guess wad? neesoon camp... 7am to 6pm lor... and we had to bring the big big duffel bag home again... duh... tts like the only good thing about the camp lah ok? hai... i dont like being an RP... dont quite like the pple there either... they're like smokers and all... and when they smoke i'll have loneliness for company? sob... rotted the whole day there... took naps... wished they cud be longer tho... but the freaking weather made me perspire even when i was sleeping? wth... the fans didnt help much either... sigh... i really dont think i belong there lor... A levels qualifications lei... what am i doing there lor... sob... i'd rather go band... which reminds me! i saw aloysius while having lunch at the cookhouse the other day... and talked to him for a while... and he happily told me he's going back bunk to sleep! hai... i wanna go band too... neesoon camp's freaking big btw... and the bands are all housed in there plus whatever other units they have... today was sai kang day... hate it... talked to soonwei for a lil while also... gonna stay in tmr cuz we have to be deployed on friday at 6am cuz of some big event? the sgt said the bunk's gonna be air-conditioned... so not too bad... and we get a day off too... anyway talib whus at neesoon camp's been nice also... my first day there? he was asking whether i had eaten lunch then... nice... and he was asking around for me whether i can go band... he said i'll have to appeal at cmpb... i'd really want to... being an RP sucks tho its so slack... band's slacker anyway! ha... turning 19 soon... i dont see the excitement or anything? sigh... someone save me from tt place... =(

Monday, April 12, 2004

hey... think i spent like $200 during the weekend alone? bloody hell... but of cuz i emerged a happier man after all those shopping lah? ha... got a nice nice braun buffel leather wallet and my limey limey deuter bag! yeah... not blue, not grey, not black but lime? ha... outstanding! think its kinda bright eh... haha... and now i'm broke... farking $350's so meagre... hmph... wanted to get my shoes too... but think i'll wait for my bday and get my mom to get it for me? ha... good good... sat next to this bloody kamlan in the lecture room today! bloody hell... first of all he shudnt be there cuz we were all assigned our places? farker... keeps falling asleep sia! i knudged him like 50 times lah ok... make that 100. basket... and he smells lah... bloody smoker. and his nails are like so dirty? wth... where's he working sia? construction worker ah? looks and smells like one also! bloody hell! i've had enuff of him ah... better not sit next to me tmr lor bugger... we're gonna watch some movie tmr... ha... cool cool... sleeping time man... shall bring my green sweater... to kinda match my lime bag and my shitty army uni? bloody hell... bye!

Friday, April 09, 2004

hey... the course's been pretty fine actually... love the new friends i've made there... super jokers and all... they're like those obese pple and yeah... more fun i guess? ha... we did this stupid stupid STUPID drill thingy... my god... its like when there are intruders in camp or wad... or riots for tt matter... we're like supposed to stand in some formation doing some drill shit? the commander will go attention and charge lah... then we'll charge! i mean! its so time consuming lah? wth... SO DUMB. we'll just get trampled on lah liddat. duh... SAF nv thinks. yeah... pay day's tmr man... just checked it online just now... my next pay increment's jan05? my ass lor... i hope not! the officer said next month... so pls k... its $100... whu wudnt want the extra bucks anyway? and yes... tt officer came to us and briefed us about overseas posting... and its like if ur notified to go u HAVE to go? my god... there are 3 overseas bases basically... thailand, taiwan and brunei... but muslims arent allowed to go to taiwan cuz of the food and all... damn... i thot i'd want to go there? ha... anyway! the pay's freaking good... its like overseas allowance + ur monthly pay = gross pay? wtf... $1200 AT LEAST ok... thats like so much better than an officer sia! and not having to go thru what the guys go thru in OCS is of cuz better... but the thing is u have to be there for a year? hai... i dunno... i'll just hope i wont be posted there... yeah... gonna shop tmr! cant waitttt... and i'm too bored... got this from edna's blog whu got it from angel whu got it from cailing... ha...

01. Name: muhd hafizan bin hassan
02. Hobbies: eat, sleep, slack, shop!
03. gender: male...
04. age: 18+++++
05. date of birth: 270485... ;)
06. horoscope: taurus
07. school: saps -> bbss -> jjc
08. address: yew tee
09. email add: my instrument with the underscore!
10. hair: botak lah! not freshly botak... its growing! ;)
11. eye colour: dark brown...
12. hair colour: black bah...
13. right or left handed: leftie and proud of it!
14. marital status: single
15. siblings: 1 younger bro...
16. last 4 digits of ur no.: 5981
17. when's ur bedtime: depends totally...
18. do u hav a car: no license lor...
19. what type of car do you want : volkswagen beetle's cute!
20. brand of cars : i dunno seriously?
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*have u*
21. tried smoking: nope... :)
22. drink alc0h0l: accidentally yes.
23. been hurt emotionally: yeah...
24. kept a secret from anyone: duh...
25. been on stage? yeah... i miss band! :(
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*favourites*
26. colour: blue, grey, black
27. food: chocolate! lots lah...
28. drinks: pure chocolate ice blended?
29. number: 7!
30. disney: huh... i dunno...
31. sports: i dont do sports...
32. song: now? yeah! by usher!
33. movie: hmmm... dunno eh...
34. subject: econs...
35. friend: ha... dilemma dilemma! ;p
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*right now*
36. wearing now: tee and boxers...
37. hairstyle: botak. and growing!
38. looking at: comp screen... duh?
39. thinking of: tmr... shopping!
40. haha... oops Q40 is missing? =----------------------
*do u believe in*
41. love: yeah
42. faith: yeah
43. urself: i guess so...
42. ghost: haha... think so?
45. angel: hmm... dunno?
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*in the last 24hrs*
46. worn jeans: nope... smart4.
47. cleaned ur rooms: err... not really... made my bed at least?
48. cried: yeah... to mum with love just now! =x
49. met someone new: nope...
50. last person i talk to on the phone: omg! no one!
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*love life*
51. do u hav a gf/bf: nope...
52. haf a secret admirer: duh its secret? how would i knoe!
53. do u wanna get married?: haha.. not now lah...
54. do u plan on having kids?: yeah!
55. hw old u wanna be when u get married: 27!
56. hw old u wanna be when u haf ur first child: i dunno... we'll see!
57. how many kids do u want: three! a pair of twins and a boy... the twins will be named nadya and nadyn... the guy's adryan!
58. would u hav kids before marriage: no.
59. do u haf a crush: hmm... =60. wat do u wan most in a relationship: understanding
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*either one*
61. pink or black: black..
62. kiss or hug : hugs
63. summer or winter: winter
64. sunny or rainy: rainy
65. chocolate or vanilla: chocolate!
66. hanging out or chilling: hanging out?
67. music or tv: music...
68. nite or day: night...
69. guys or girls: both?
70. slpin or eatin: sleep!
71. love or lust: love! DUH.
72. silver or gold: silver
73. sunset or sunrise: sunset!
74. phone or in person: in person...
75. diamond or pearl: diamond i guess? i'm a guy for heaven's sake... =\

Monday, April 05, 2004

hello! good news good news! i get to bookout throughout the duration of the course! so its like 8 to 5? yeah man... abit sucky tho cuz the course only lasts for 2 weeks? i'll be a certified RP on the 19th ya... omg! so close to ahem! heh... anyway anyway... the eposting told us to bring all our saf issued items? so wth lor... swimming trunks all i brot ok? one big bottle of shampoo all... ha! chalet ah... lolz... and yes... the duffle's bag like almost half my height and freaking heavy... and some of us were carrying it horizontally on our shoulders? cant help but smile to myself... reminds me of some bangladeshis? ha... sorry sorry k. not being a countryist but ya... just found it amusing? heh... 2 other of my platoonmates also attending the RP course... tho i only talk to one... and he's yip jianwei... best friends liaoz? ha... and b4 they told us we could book out i was hoping they'd put me together with him in the same bunk or smth? cuz i didnt wanna like be with the malays... sorry lah huh... but yeah... no mats or bengs... kinda strict? those with criminal records or with tattoos are immediately deemed out of course? yeah man... and after lunch 2 guys whu were attending the RP course were told they now got posted to sispec? tts damn sad lor... saf's so farked up... so messy... anyway the course's kinda boring lah? its like lectures all the way... and the max it takes to conduct a lesson will be like 15 mins lor? then we'll be toking crap with the sergeants there... so dumb... need 2 weeks for what! one week lor... wth... and the MP's uniform's like so skin tight lor... omg... i wont want my bulge or my perky ass to show lor... hahaha... wth... oops k... oh yes! adit's like so clever? tt cheeky ass... indonesia's having their elections now right? so he told his mom to vote for megawati... wth! so clever lor... ahhhhh! i miss him... so clever liaoz... heard he's more english now? ha... more updates on him when my mom comes back from jakarta this weekend ya! and yes... they wanted passport sized photographs... so i went to take just now lah... not wanting my smile to be senget i was smiling to myself lah? god i looked like an idiot lor... smile outta nowhere one... ha... and yes... my hair's not even... can see from the photograph? like one buncha hair sticking out slightly? not like perfect oval if u get wad i mean... oh tt dusnt matter now anyway? i get to keep my hair liaoz... almost a civilian! =)

Sunday, April 04, 2004

hey! its late... and i needa wake up early tmr so lemme do a quickie b4 i sleep yeah?! yupyup... gonna book in to my new camp... pls gimme nice buddies, nice friends and nice superiors yeah?! hai... totally new environment... wonder wads in store... not really looking forward to it actually? and yeah... i miss BMT... oh man... this week hurry hurry pass ya... pay day on the 10th! then can shop! wanna get so many things... byee!

Friday, April 02, 2004

SAF BMTC ePosting Order

Name: MUHAMMAD HAFIZAN BIN HASSAN

Comd SAF BMTC congratulates you for your successful completion of the BMT.

Your Posting Order is listed below:

1. You are posted to SAFPU.
2. Your vocation is REGIMENTAL POLICEMAN.
3. Your are to report to: 05/04/2004 at 0800 hrs.
to Mowbray Camp, GUARD RM.
to Chief Clerk - 64246411 in smart no.4 uniform (Except those assigned to Police Force/SCDF).
4. Special Instruction: You are required to bring along your duffle bag / field pack complete with the SAF issued items given during BMT. You are expected to stay in.

yeah yeah... i've gotten my new vocation... thank god its kinda slack? i think so at least... ok fine... i'm supposed to stay in... so no more 8 to 5 huh... but the best thing is mowbray camp's super near my place? like 5 mins drive away? ok... and the not-so-best thing is tt i'm gonna be there for 2 weeks only for the RP training? after which i'll be posted out and yeah... start my job as an rp which basically requires u to stand there and guard tt freaking place? pls pls gimme some place near cck... ha... my friend was telling me most malays whu become rp normally get sent back to tekong... my god? pls no... i dont wanna be back on tt wretched island... i knoe it wun be so bad cuz i'm no longer a chao recruit or anything but still? yeah it sucks. so guess i'll just pray hard... ahhh... i'm gonna report to my new unit on monday... 10 days of block leave just flew by just like that? lets see wad i've been doing the past week... tuesday... we had this farewell thingy for dear clive... ha this boy was sucha nervous wreck... dont worry yeah... if it cant kill you it'll only make u stronger! yupyup... think i stayed home on wednesday and tidied up my oh-so-messy room... thank god... and i kinda decorated my wall with all the postcard? something which i've always wanted to do like eons back? yeah... went out with zac on thursday... met toi... shopped... got a nice brown tee from quik... lalala... and wads with me and brown? besides the fact tt i'm like brown now. ok... no link. lolz... watched passion of christ! nice lah... and the actor whu played jesus has nice brown [right... brown again.] eyes... pretty... and yes... the movie's nice but its kinda gruesome yeah... duh its M18... and the devil's so scary lah... kinda sad also... saw a few crying... ha... zac said i cried... i'm so sure lor... went home late... yup... eposting out yesterday at 10am... i so cudnt sleep lah? i had like the same dream twice lor? encore telecast ah... lolz... dreamt i got into band lah... right... i've frds whu went for the audition and yet they didnt get into band? surprise surprise yeah... oh well... tt kinda makes me feel good since i didnt go for the audition... ha... sour grapes? heh... okok... i'm going town again... gonna meet choo and steph since she just came back from jakarta... which reminds me... i needa get smth from adit since my mom's going over next week... ahhhhhh... i miss adit...