hey... havent updated for 2 weeks... for 2 weeks i was confined in tt hell of an island... had live range for the first 3 days of the first week... tt was good man... ultimate slacking cuz lotsa waiting... and time just passes by so fast? yeah... i just passed my shooting test? ha... freak it lah... night shooting sucks... nvm about tt... had SOC on last thursday or smth... SOC sucks. period. its freaking tiring... somebody pls get me outta army... field camp started last saturday till yesterday... imagine carrying a total of maybe 20kg load on ur back and route marching for about 4km? SUCKS! i can just die... i can just fall back man... basket... so irritating... but anyway... we wore our army tee and slacks on the first day? izzit normal or izzit just scorpion? ha i dunno... salabin was the first campsight... man it sucks... totally... the ground was sloping... uneven... how to sleep sia... and the sleeping site we chose was under some tree... so it got kinda scary too yeah? ha... nothing happened of cuz... oh... we had this camouflaging and concealing thingy... so fun! ha! u pick all sorta leaves and grasses and put it on ur helmet and SBO... so fun? some pple can really conceal well... bushmen they are... ha... 2nd campsight was pematang... pematang was good! the area's so windy cuz its near the sea... its a rubber plantation area lah? so the trees are kinda dispersed hence more ventilation and all? nice... 2 nights there... we had fresh dinner during our first night there... and guess where we went to have it? by the seaside! ha... super super nice! super morale booster? then we took photos there... ha... yes... 7 days package tour around tekong. but it was the best man... oh i misfired once and i kena guard duty... my shift was from 2am to 4am lah... by right we're supposed to prowl along the campsight area? but me and my buddy just went to the back there and we slept after half a round! ha... nice! heh... the route march from the rubber plantation to the 3rd campsight (oil palm plantation) was farking long! i cud just die lah! anyway the campsight was ok lah... i thot there'd be lotsa mosquitoes and all but no? didnt kena lei... only got some ant bites when proning on the ground... basket... the afternoon before we left oil palm we got to bathe for the second time? ha... so our sergeants took us to the seaside and we took photos again... then they brought us to this fake town sorta thing? so we toured tt place... ala tourists lah k... duh... we had like 5 mins to bathe? it was kinda err... gross lah... bathing with other guys... with our undies on of cuz! but at least we got to bathe... for once everyone smelled nice... haha... yup... the last campsight was on reclaimed land... wasnt too bad... we pitched our bashas in an open area? windy windy area cuz its near the sea... oh the whole day there was dedicated to fire trench and shellscrape digging? we're supposed to dig an individual shellscrape within 45mins but most of us took like the whole afternoon lah? ha... its freaking tiring for heaven's sake! gosh... and we didnt really dig the fire trench which is like super deep in case u girls dunno... i dunno why? welfare coy maybe? ha... had some section battle course thingy... super tiring i tell u... then we had the battle inoculation course... another tiring thing... leopard crawl and backcrawl for 70m? i've got abrasions on my knees and elbows can... basket... then it was back to company line! which signifies the end of field camp? and nv was i so happy to reach bmtc? ha... cleaned our dirty rifles for a good 2 hours... freaking long... i cudnt wait to get back to my bunk and just well... be happy? ha... booked out last night at 7.15pm... shared a cab with 3 others... $5 each? cheap cheap... ha... wanted to go supper but got lazy upon reaching home? so i didnt go lah in the end... so agreed to meet up with my classmates for breakfast at 9am today... but i woke up at 9.30? ha... so sorry man... had mac bfast... after eons man! talked about my ns life to them... ha... with bruises and all lah k... then went to the bank with choo... and met diana there! she wasnt too stunned to see me botak lei? ha... replaced my lost bankbook and atm card... then met my mom and we proceeded to imm to get my pretty baby! yes! i bought the sony dsc-t1! so pretty! -beams- but my mom was nagging lah... duhs... cuz she asked the salesman whether there are any other good digicams around anot... so he intro-ed to us this local brand... my god... so uglyyyyy... stubborn me still chose the t1 lah huh... and my mom was so worried i wudnt pay her? like wad... "i'm gonna go bankrupt if ur gonna go on like this"... obviously i'll pay her wad since i'm earning money? [tho its so meagre] paid $400 upfront... still got another $600 to clear? who cares... its so pretty! went home... played with it a while... napped for 2 hours... then met mel for dinner... had pattaya fried rice and ice cream prata! yummy! gave her a treat lah... first pay? haha... met up for an hour... not too bad lah huh... went our separate ways later... went to westmall for a while cuz i didnt wanna go home? wanted to find a cover for my t1 but they didnt have it... oh! met yuzhong and chris at the busstop... talked to yz about army life... ha... and chris was saying we look the same... duh? we're both botak wad! ha... went home... went to lot1 to get my oakleys fixed... it was like so loose? and so shagged? feel like getting another pair of oakleys? maybe frameless this time round? intellectual looking me here i come? ha... i dunno... we'll see how... i dun wanna deplete my savings by spending more than what i earn? yup... and there's this song... "i dont wanna lead an army life... OC wont let me go... PC wont let me go... home-oh-ome"... yes... i dont wanna lead an army life... so somebody get me outta armylife! period.

lets do a quickie update b4 i book in and nv come back for TWO weeks... sucks! arghhh... i'm like feeling how sucky now... thanks so much ns. hai... went out for lunch with my mom at bt timah... waited like a freaking 30 mins for the food and it still didnt come lah?! and pple whu ordered after us got their food first? my mom was mad lah... wanted to walk away without telling the man all? ha... so she scolded the man... i happily joined in lah... aksi english all... ha... and still dusnt wanna admit tt he's in the wrong! oh pls ur in the service industry yeah. service or f&b ah? nvm... f&b = service k. then went to courts... was hoping i cud get my pretty baby sony dsc-t1 today... but my mom said she'd get for me soon... i bet she wont... hai... was so looking forward to playing with it... then wont feel so sad when booking in today tt sorta thing? at least it'll lift my abysmal morale up slightly? hai... bot this cute lil crumpler pouch for my ipod... so cute? ha... then spent another $7 on some hardware mag just cuz it features the sony dsc-t1... waste of money sia. totally. went home and napped for an hour... and now i'm here... leaving soon... AND YES! pple have been telling me results will be out on end feb! tts like freaking early! tension tension time! my god... tts like in 2 weeks time! i'm not gonna book out for 2 weeks... field camp's from the 21st to the 27th of feb... so if the rumours are really true my field camp will be shortened yeah?! good! sigh... gtg get ready now... army sucks... someone save meeeeeeee... =\

heyhey... its bookout time once again... book in's at 6.25pm tmr?! wtf... tts like how early lor... shittifying... anyway! no time to waste! cmon lets update! ha... i think this week was the most shiong we had so far? my god... SOC is horrible man... its doable without dummy rifle and the SBO thingy... its like normally i'd have no problem clearing the SOC... but with the dummy rifle and the SBO i cant even clear the low wall sia! its just so heavy? and being the small me dusnt help either yeah... nono... i'm not so small either... anyway! we had shooting the whole week lah... which was kinda fun? cuz u rush to wait and wait to rush... and in an air-conditioned place man! where else can u get air-con on tekong! after u've finishing ur shooting practice u proceed on to the briefing room and wait for others to finish theirs? i had quite some time to wait for the rest so yeah... i slept... and shooting's quite easy... but nightshooting was wth lah! my front tip was supposed to glow in the dark but it didnt! u tell me how to shoot lah without the glowing tip! fark sia... i anyhow aim lah! then my sergeant said can see... u try lor... duhs... i got like 0/6 lor for tt... ass... those days where we had shooting zoomed by cuz we practically spent the whole day waiting lah... and tts good... midweek we had this express interest survey... like if those whu wanna go OCS or SISPEC can like make ur interests known on tt OTAS sorta paper... so yes... i happily answered NOs to those "do u want to go to OCS?" sorta qns... and my platoon commander knew lah... and he said those whu put NO will end up in sispec and those whu put YES will not end up in sispec... right! i so believe u lor... u just wanna cheat me right? hmph... then i still put "i wanna pursue my interests in music by joining any 3 of the SAF bands"? ha... like kinda exaggerated but whatever... pls note what i wrote! ha... anyway on thursday we had SOC in the afternoon... then dinner... then aqua jogging after dinner! i swore i'd just sink into the water sia... tired legs + heavy dinner = sinking in water? ha... obviously i didnt lah... we had 2 aqua jogging sessions... the first one on tuesday... the pti's a farker lah?! [pti = physical training instructor] such an ass... my god! farker... and like after he released us... i heard him saying "eh ur pubic hair alot ah... cover properly lah!"... nonono... not me of cuz! ha... but like... wth? fag or fag u tell me? how to cover properly also when the trunks dont allow? duh right... wear pants and swim u want? duh... like ur pubic hair so little lor... [oh lemme divert abit! speaking of pubic hair... my platoonmate kinda sad lei? he's the toilet ic lah... so whenever there's area cleaning he'll have to clear the pubic hair on the urinal... yucks i knoe but its kinda funny i think... ha!] anyway... he sucks lah huh... this whole week zoomed quite fast... oh yes... bjorn and kelvin passed out liaoz? i'm like sooo jelluz can... he passed out on thursday morning and his whole company walked past my company line and my whole company just stood outside the corridor and waved goodbye? wth... so jelluz... nvm my turn will come soon come 25th march! ha... i wont be booking out next weekend... sigh? sadness man... field camp liaoz... nvm... after fieldcamp will be quite slack yeah! oh... i'm used to listening to YES933 liaoz. yup. period. thanks. this guy whose name i shant mention is wtf lah? i was cleaning the bunk so i had to soak the rag in water... so i went to the toilet and used the first sink and tt farker just got pissed! HELLO?! u didnt even tell me cannot use or u just cleaned it! u did not. wtf u wanna get angry for? look at urself lah muncung. so irritated. cant be bothered to tok to him sia... so unreasonable. and i cant stand pple slacking when the rest are doing their respective area cleaning! like pls help lah... many hands = lighter work yeah. anyway! i went for alumni today... tho i was kinda late lah... talked to mel for awhile only? like wth lah... and mg was like hello recruit? thanks ah... and i wore my cap throughout the whole practise... ha... sorry? vanity k... lolz... but they made me take it off lah in the end... anyway... this girl said i dont look like i'm in NS? lets look at it positively... she's trying to say i look young right? ha... i saw 2 of my classmates too! its nice meeting up with friends whom u havent met for super eons yeah... met zl and weijing separately... they went for the jj carnival... i was told it was kinda crowded tho not tt fun? ha... abit mismatched yeah? anyway... 2 of my other classmates went too... damn i didnt go! if not we cud have a class gathering! sad man... today's vday... i cant stand girls [and no i'm not dissing u girls... hear me out first?] whu act like guys have to oh-so-manja them just cuz its vday? flowers and teddybears and everything... get a life seriously... hope u suffocate with tt bloody bear when u sleep yeah. ha. i cant stand how gentlemanly can guys get on vday too! i mean... u dun be a gentleman only on vday yes? irritating... OH YES! how could i forget! MY FIRST PAY! $529.45! i knoe its little but its not so meagre compared to the what-can-i-possibly-do-with $350 man... so happy! ha... but they're only paying us tt amount for the first month lah... subsequent payslips will be $350 lor... anyway! i'm getting my sony dsc-t1 soon! yeah... so pretty! happy happy meeeee... =)

hey man... so sorry? took quite some time to update cuz yeah... i was plain lazy... anyway! went out with zac last sat? super impromptu + last minute? went with him to watch LOTR3 [yes i knoe its like super eons old] since he wanted to go alone but me being nice... anyway twas long movie... zzz... i only liked the fighting scenes tho... oh... and i dared to leave my house without my cap? ha... then went to my aunt's place for a super advanced hari raya haji thingy? like hari raya haji fell on sunday but i was there on saturday night? super advanced yeah... ha... was supposed to go out with beck last sun? so ok fine... he'll msg me when he's done with his thing... and he msged me at 8pm? wth lah... seriously? go where sia? totally wasted my day lor... my precious hours. ha. then went to buy my bro's hp with my mom on monday... he got a 3200! what do i get? zilch. grr... was home at like noon? seriously... the last few hours b4 book in are the suckiest?! super low morale? no. make that... abysmal morale. really. sucks totally? the prospect of booking in again and facing another SLOW week is totally dreadful? and my mom cudnt send me to pasir ris also... so i had to take public transport all the way to pasir ris bus interchange... damn i hate being seen in the public wearing the number4 uniform lah. man. this week went quite fine lah actually... no lower limb week... so no running and everything... only upper body? v-shaped liaoz? ha! right. my first guard duty on tuesday night! MAN IT SUCKED. totally. i thot i'd do patrolling and everything but no? they put me in the guard room all alone? as in i was the only recruit there. no buddy even. i knew why they chose me lah huh. thanks for being nice? but it was sooo boring! all the way from 6pm to 6am? i just stayed in the guard room doing nothing? was supposed to answer phone calls [lolz... kinda like edna's and angel's jobs? ha] but only 2 phone calls came... then i was supposed to do the taping of the cctv lah... wanna sleep also cannot sleep properly! man it was horrible. hopefully its the only guard duty i have to do. pls. gym session yesterday was god... horrible. the weights were like freaking heavy seriously. and we had to do diamond pushups and held our whole body down without actually touching the floor? basket... then it was slack all the way till dinner time? actually the whole week was very slack? oh! we had this military police surprise check on wed night or smth? they were like "platoon 4 come down now!" so we all happy2 thought we were going for nightsnacks... bring 11b and excited and all... but no? gosh... so scary! they made us ransack our cupboards? everything? sooo scary... not as if i brought anything illegal lah but its just scary? and i heard some sergeant got his name taken down cuz he brot porn in? good lucks to u lah huh. ha. oh we take turns to be the section ic and i'm now the section ic lah... so have to do all the sai kang sorta thing? had to collect new bedsheets and pillowcases and we didnt have enuff of pillowcases? so i'm supposed to go down and get for u again lah. freak it lor. just bcuz i'm the ic dusnt mean i have to do everything lah. and yesterday... me and my singh bunkmate were sitting with the rest for a good half an hour and they just happily berbahasa cheena? my god. somebody save us pls. i seriously envy section3. anyway, my section commander was stationed with me at the guardroom and he was asking how i find the section so i told him honestly lah... and he meted out push-ups as punishments whenever they chin in baCHEEhaNAsa? but seriously it dusnt help lah huh. sucks man. grr. and yes i hate freeloaders. ha. and i pity isaac sometimes lah... he's this guy from nj whu stinks when he perspires... and my other sectionmates always piss him off... and he'll go "fuck lah..." and he'll just disappear and mingle with other sections? tts sad... oh well... what to do... anyway... i havent told u about some army songs have i? come lemme tell u! ha... there's this one which goes like this... "lalalala... got no time to masturbate ah! but got time to stand by bed!" i'm like... wth? ha... more reserved abit can? and when it comes to the word masturbate everyone will just go soft? ha... and there's another one... "booking out, saw my girlfriend, saw her with... another man, KILL THE MAN!" the last 3 words damn loud? fortissimo? i'm like... whoa chill man! ha... seriously? chill man... had remedial training yesterday for the chin up failures... yes i'm one of them. ha. anyway... one of the exercises required us to hang on the chin up bars for 30 secs and my section commander was like "those whu cant hang for 30 secs or more dont masturbate at all" smth liddat? wth! wads the link sia? totally no link. everyone managed to hang on the bar for 30 secs btw. ha. but whatever... gosh... book out time was 8.30am... my mom fetched me from pasir ris mrt and we went geylang to replace my lost atm card... yeah! cant wait for my pay! ha... soon k? heard they're gonna deposit 2 mths of pay? wow wow... sorry mom i'm not telling u yet? ha... went to make my flash debit card also... so cool? can sign sign ala credit card when making purchases? ha... oh... i kinda like the name elijah! hai... so throughout the whole car journey i was thinking whether adryan or elijah's nicer? then i even thot of combining those 2... so it becomes edryan elyjah? [elyjah to go along with nadya and nadyn? heh] but edryan looks kinda word... and like too many y's liaoz... but elijah's a nice name? ok... i'm seriously thinking too far. ha... lets get over BMT first yeah! which is over next month! =p