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Monday, November 24, 2003

grrr... i'm gonna whine... i really am? sorry? hmph... today's hari raya! but where's the pomp! where's the significance of hari raya lor... so shittifying... must be the As... hmph... not fair. and i'm home already lor? normally first day of hari raya i'll be back at night?! stupid physics... qu si bah... ok... tts not so bad? i went to my paternal grandma's with my mom lah... then my eldest paternal aunt was like "have u met ur dad? its sinful if u didnt u knoe". DUH? of cuz i have? i stayed over at his place last nite? tts where the pc is? grr... what do u knoe lor... so if i dun meet my mom also its sinful lah?! split me into half lah! hmph... double hmph... she's the least auntie i like. my mom gave her son 10 bucks... what did u give me? zilch. wth lor... oh well... i'm a nice person... today's hari raya... shall bear no grudges... hmph... ok... why the hmph when i'm not gonna bear any grudges? ha anyway... my pretty pretty stewardess auntie was there too? she was like "ur face is so clean! what do u use?"... she asked me twice? ha... not like it wasnt clean before lor... and i just told her i just use any facial wash off the shelves? ha... she's so pretty man... at least tt kinda offset what my eldest aunt said. she's an air stewardess with SIA? and tt kinda got me enticed into the airline industry? ha... then my cousin just now was like... "so still interested in becoming a cabin crew?" i smiled and said "nope... pilot..." ha... i think everyone was surprised when i told them i'm going home to study lor... idiot... another aunt passed me the cookies my dad got her to bake... i'm gonna finish all of them... hmph... ok... got alot of hari raya sms's today... ha... and i replied them saying "yaya... collect money on one hand and read physics notes on the other?" hmph... anyway? have i told u? i made a trip down to watsons the other day? found this real nice colour... hot ginger? ok dont be turned off by its name? its just an exaggeration? its not so ginger? ha... its like medium-dark copper brown? yeah... cant wait... ok lah... there's elite supermodels finals today! yeah man... gonna sleep now then wake up and do physics... suckifying subject... period. double period. many periods.

hey... guess wad lor... i totally cudnt sleep last nite?! woke up in the morning with swollen eyes lor? gosh... my mom lah... super kanchiong... my bro's flight supposed to arrive at 8.40am... we were there at 7.40am lor? then i had nothing to do... so i stewardess-watched... ha... saw 2 wearing the purple kebaya! wads tt man!? the highest rank? i thot its the red one? hmmm... but yeah... all pretty2... figure hugging kebaya whoa... ha... and yes... the departure hall was super packed... dunno why... wads the occasion? hari raya tmr so all flying back? oh yes! adit was playing the tree for his sch's 3 little pigs play? hahaha... so cute! then his teacher told him to sway his head? ha... wanted to go town but my bro lah... disappeared lor... so didnt go in the end... slept at home... did some gravitation questions... oh man! prom is NEXT monday! gosh! so fast! my classmates asked me to go to embassy for the post-prom party? bahhhh... me? go there for wad... cannot drink... dun dance also... guess i'll just go and pple-watch bah... $25 man... hai... oh well... its hari raya tmr... wont be visiting much this yr. heh... ok then... bye~

Saturday, November 22, 2003

hello... two more days! one in fact? cuz design paper no need to study for? ok... i sound like some la salle student? design? ha... whatever ah... had phy 1 and 2 yesterday... phy 1 was ok tho i tensioned like anything... p2 was sucky... sucked to the core... i totally anyhow do lor... data analysis. sucky like anything... oh well... just hoping pple in top jcs find it difficult too and the passing mark will be lowered? ha... ok... lets not postulate too much on tt man... anyway... rushed home after the paper... not exactly home... bot smth from ljs at lot1 to break fast... broke fast at lot1... wanted to rush home to change but didnt wanna be late... wad if edna misses the flight?! tts it... no more business class? ha... so angel clive jem and me went to send edna off at the airport... she's like how lucky lor... we still got papers lor? tts it... no more business class? ha... and i just went in sch uni and everything lor... yes... with a dict in my bag... heavy like anything... ha... but it was fun... totally slacked at the viewing gallery at T2... nice... once again the feeling of wanting to fly was there? oh well... saw this sq stewardness? NOT pretty lor... gosh... clive said so too? so stunning... as in... stunning = shocking of cuz... haha... reached home at like 12.20am lor... cud have reached home earlier had i not miss the freaking bus... hmph... waited extra 15 mins for the next one in the end... pissed. ha... went to geylang market today with my mom and maternal grandma... grr... i wore a white tee and berms lah... then got this bloody container... got pple wanna walk so i like moved nearer to the container? and it stained my tee! uglyyyyyy... near my crotch summore... sorry jeannie... its the tee u bot for me? ha... but the stain's gone now of cuz... oh oh! i have my p6 class gathering on the 2nd of next mth! so exciting! havent seen like almost all for eons? cant wait... another event which will divert my focus? ha... ok then... see ya~

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

hey... the excitement hasnt died down yet? i dun think it will in the near future? ha... anyway... had quite a shock today? i happily thot the only paper i have this friday was phy mcqs? but got phy p2 also?! damn tension... straightaway began to study? not like i havent lah... but revision for mcqs were like duh? anyway... tension lor... ok... sterling pound has been appreciating? SGD1 = 2.91 pounds? last time 2.7+ only? die lor... sterling pound appreciates --> SGD depreciates --> ... --> imported inflation will soon set in? ha... anyway! if i were to convert SGD400 i'll only get 140 pounds?! so little lor... what can i buy sia... ok lah... it looks little cuz the purchasing power there is bigger? right? gosh... i realised i'm gonna miss ms tie? ha... hai... oh well... just came back from a trip to watson to check out the haircolours... dunno wad to choose and which brand? and yes... i told u i have this kimage 50% off haircut and 30% off other svcs voucher? ok... so i told my mom lah... then she said she'll pay for it... but deduct from what she's gonna gimme for hari raya... like what is the difference lor?! its the same thing if i use my own money to pay? wth... not like she's gonna gimme an extra $50? bahhhh... time also another thing? i think i'll cut and style on tt day itself... but i'll be like damn malu lor? imagine take bus all... hair vava-voom all... but dun think my hair will be vava-voomish lah? ha... oh well... i dunno... we'll see how? i'll definitely think about prom and everything else more often than not lor? ha... ok then... its time to break fast soon... alone. heh... bye~

Sunday, November 16, 2003

hey man... i'm super excited? cant help feeling this way! so many things going on after the big As man! ha... and yes... my mom allowed me to dye my hair? ha... think i'm gonna dye it dark mahogany or smth? i dunno... smth like mandy moore? gosh so exciting? ha... went shopping today... bahhhhhh... sad shopping trip lor? saw this real cool white long sleeves diesel shirt... nice nice cutting? but yah... its white... i have alot of white's... so didnt buy... this nice A|X shirt... nice... nice price... $179? bugger... quiksilver had nothing nice... so went to ck tangs mens dept... alrite lah... didnt buy anything also... they had this indian-inspired thingy? nice... if i have money i'll buy it and wear it for the first day of hari raya? but i dun think i do... lolz... and i tried this niceeee mambo shirt... damn nice? the nicest of all the shirts i tried on today? the sleeves were like just nice but the shirt's like damn longggg? i dunno! just long! and not proportionate! hai... sad lei... settled for a stussy shirt in the end... sad... oh well... my long lost loves k... shall add them to my wishlist... ha... wad do u call those red thingies where u put ur xmas prezzies? stockings? like abit funny ah... oh well... went to my paternal grandma's to break fast with my mom... then stayed there till about 8.30... then went home lor... i seriously cant waitttttttttttttttt... =\

Saturday, November 15, 2003

hey! 4 more papers and i'm done! heh... econs case study was freaking tough lor... tough like anything... thanks ms tie for telling us it'll be a singapore-based case study... so much for wage reform... but duh... the papers were set 2 years ago also... mcqs werent tt easy either... the specimen paper was so much easier lor! false hopes ah! at least standardise the standard lah? haha... oh well... been slacking man... i shall overnight everynight from now onwards... someone pls call my hp just to check? lolz... now physics my only hope... A grade? ha... right... oh btw... i've stopped tuition... kinda redundant? $150 for 3 sessions? might as well no need... plus i dun wanna miss holland v and achar and whatnot... ha... sorry? but nvm lah... like my new template? sorry its kinda second hand... but wth... heh... i'm going to town later? my mom was like "wanna go out? go orchard?" i was like "ok!" ha... exclamation mark all lor? damn... ha... nvm k... mcqs on friday... then the long papers on monday onwards... so got the next weekend also... ha... excuses ah... gosh... i cant wait! i keep thinking of prom?! my classmates booked the hotel room liaoz... quite cheap? $23 per person? 6 pple going only? ha... bahhh... i think the guys will end up sleeping on the floor anyway? ah duhs... but yeah! exciting! then i wanna dye my hair! then i dunno which salon to go to?! ha... its like i have this kimage voucher... 50% discount off haircut and 30% discount off other services! so enticing? but it ends on 151103? but www.kimage.com.sg says it ends on 310304? so i dunno? i've asked them tho... lolz! wad colour? i like mandy moore's brown? i dowan some ah beng or punk colour lor? ha... i think i'll go for mandy moore's brown... whatever shade u call it... ha... so subtle... nice... ha... so exciting! cmon lemme tell u my plans!? 27th last paper... either 28th or 29th go salon? 30th band fest concert... 1st dec prom! then 6th dec SAT... then me and my classmates intend to go KL?! woo hoo... hopefully it'll suffice? ha... later say say onli? anyway! then got band farewell! chalet lei... then it'll be my UK trip! wahh... busy busy... oh yes... my christmas wish? get me an apple ibook man... so cool? ha... white christmas + white laptop? ha... ok! have fun and we shall go against all odds! =p

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

hey... waiting to break fast now... so blog awhile yeah... ok i'm like midway thru my As... gosh so fast? had a very bad start to the As lor? freak it... i was so sickly before maths paper1? shit it... must be the tuna sandwich i ate in the morning lor... had a super bad tummy ache... shitted like 4 times? once at boonlay mrt, once during the maths paper, once before econs and once at home! gosh... i was just perspiring? cold sweat? was pale... almost wanted to faint already... sorry i freaked jeannie out? ha... my classmates were like stunned also upon seeing me? bad start... but thank god i didnt give up ya... ha... maths p1 was relatively ok... shant say its easy... lost 15 marks tho... but kinda good cuz i was sick? and i gave it my best shot... econs p3 was err... alrite? ha... i did 235... ms tie said 2 and 5 are easy? ha... qn3's a goner cuz i didnt study NIA and everything... so happily hentam-ed? some were correct tho? i think so tt is? ok... had gp yesterday... i think my essay lacks balance cuz i talked too much about the harmful influences of being too reliant on technology? hopefully cambridge will take those as my err... arguments against? bahh... p2 wasnt easy! vocab not easy lor... and its paragraph 2 AND 5? we all happily though its paragraphs 2 TO 5? no wonder paragraph 3 didnt have anything! ah bish... had maths 2 today... i wanna cry already ah... i had 1hr10mins to do the either or qn?! i cudnt do either lor?! i spent like a freaking hour on it? cuz crv looks difficult.. but last 10mins i gave crv a shot lor... not tt difficult cept i cudnt do the upper quartile part... so was thinking about it when i was on my way home... i cud do E(X^2 + 1) lor! gosh! how stupid... i thot i cudnt show? hai... i did find Var(X) anyway... gosh... stats sucked... econs tmr... gonna slack and shop for my hari raya clothes soon man! back to hols mood... heh... byes~

Wednesday, November 05, 2003

oh man... was just on the phone with my mom... toking about my future career? she said emirates pilot earn better than sq pilots? at least 2K higher... i checked and compared it online liaoz? ha... oh well... if i were to join emirates... i'd be based in dubai lei? shucks... so sad? oh well... we'll see?

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hey man... sigh... the exams are soooooo near? like duh? and they rhyme? k... whatever... did econs today... went thru the mock paper essay guidelines.. read post-mortem materials for the prelims also... yeah... played PS with my bro and his friends... bloody roar... kinda fun? his friend's super funny lor? his laughter is like addictive lah? ha... friend's of angel and vicky? ha... first time? ha... of cuz it isnt stinko... never? heh... oh well... my mom told me our flight to the UK's on 19th dec... 0600h... like yes... happiness? no need to hint hint like wad edna did? ha... the trip to UK might be cancelled lor? cancel then go gold coast... if it happens, adit can follow too! i wudnt mind? ha... oh well... i'm fine with anything... wonder whether i can tahan the winter there also? hmm... then gold coast wud be having summer? weather more suited for shopping and all? but i wanna go london also... fashion capital? ha... mad... ok lah... i'll go read up on econs a lil bit and do some complex numbers... realised i totally forgot about it... =x

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

hey... gosh... its like 5 more days! hai... productivity yesterday wasnt good... slacked a lil while doing this GP essay... totally sianz i tell u? then tried doing this essay outline but ya... tried? heh... went sch today to collect my econs mock... shocker of the yr! i passed my p3 with kinda good marks? 20/25 + 20/25 +9/25 = 49/75? nvm about the 9 marks one lah... didnt finish? ha... seriously i was stunned lor... but yeah... happy... good if its like this for the As... no need to fear that paper liaoz... MCQs got 22/30 and she wrote good effort... thanks ms tie? will work hard... then went to read the post mortem materials in 217, killing time... cuz had gp consultation with sally chua at 11 mah... wow wow... she's nice? ha... now i dont seem afraid of media essays anymore? oh yes... get this! she has a feeling censorship might come out for p1.. so go read up! i dunno how she got it? but ya... then ok... she even told me she likes my frames? thanks? haha... wth... oh well... we kept shifting venues cuz it wasnt tt conducive? finally settled for the rooftop... she kept apologising cuz i cudnt drink and all and tt she had to drink infront of me? heh... stayed there till about 1.40... i was expecting to go home at 12 lor? ha... so much for tt. anyway... ok... so after the consultation with her ended, i went to buy some chicken puffs and oreo cheesecake for breaking fast later since i havent tasted the latter? so yah... i told her tt... and she treated me? i was like... "nvm nvm..." then she insisted? ok lor... her parting words were "i knoe u'll pass... i'll pray hard for u"? shucks... feeling guilty... ha... will pass... not just pass... a good pass ya... oh well... god bless all of us for the coming weeks... musical me has smth for u... ha... =)

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Saturday, November 01, 2003

hey man! productivity's like not peaking? gosh... 9 more days! needa mug my shit and whatever off! oh well... sally chua called me the other nite while i was bathing?! shudnt have brot my hp along with me to the bathroom! "hafiSan, i'm worried for u u knoe." bahhhh.. whatever? thanks but no thanks? tt 18/50 was the worst in my 18 years on earth lah k? not like i keep getting 18 perpetually? hmph! and now i have to see her next week! must prepare essay all?! wth... nvm... chill k... ha... anyway... was ambitious last nite? wanted to study till 5am all? as if lor... onli did a few qns?! bahhhh! sorry mel? soon k? ha! like when... shucks... i will tonite man! went to geylang (the bazaar u ass... wad were u thinking?) to break fast today... bot dengdeng... yummy... anyway! met my grandma's good frd... emotional moment! she was crying all! my mom was telling me she used to carry me when i was a baby and all!? gosh! when was tt? 17 years ago? ha... but ya... emotional moment lah... apparently my grandma lost contact with her? sad... but ya... reconciled. ha... oh well... then bot some food... went to east coast... like so nice? nice! when my As are 9 days?! ha! ass... i should have betted on man u and arsenal! ass... nvm... i shall be a good boy since its the fasting month ya... ha... ok... think i'm using too much exclamation marks instead of qn marks? ha... ok then... gonna mug my shit and whatever off... ha... nites!